Fans of this awful taste sensation, have received the first 100 jars of Marmite Squeeze Me. You may want to check your cupboard to see if the obsessive in your family hasn't secretly received one. And remember to:

... post your petitions against this evil product in our forums!

... avoid your local supermarket as Marmite Squeeze Me launches

... pack away the TV, the ads will soon be blighting our screens.