Marmite and Cheese Nightmare

1. Take a couple of slices of old bread and spread with butter.
2. On one of the slices spread your Marmite on top of the butter (we'd recommend 4g, or about the end of a knife).
3. Now attempt to mask the flavour with your favourite dead animal, scavenged from the side of the road (e.g hedgehog, cat etc).
4. Finish off with some rotten salad vegetables and close this vile concoction with the other slice of bread.